{"product_id":"prehistoric-prophet-framed-poster","title":"Prehistoric Prophet Framed Poster","description":"Before history was written, before temples were built, before anyone had the good sense to run — there was the Prehistoric Prophet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis poster imagines a mysterious dinosaur seer from an ancient, half-forgotten world: part fossil, part holy figure, part cult movie nightmare. It is strange, dramatic, and deliberately ridiculous — the kind of wall art that feels like it was discovered in the gift shop of a cursed natural history museum.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for fans of weird vintage posters, monster art, dinosaur humor, occult parody, and surreal conversation-starting decor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMake a statement in any room with this framed poster, printed on thick matte paper. The matte black frame that's made from wood from renewable forests adds an extra touch of class.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper weight: 189 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight\u003cbr\u003e\n• Acrylite front protector\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hanging hardware included\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHow to attach hooks on 24″ × 36″ horizontal frames:\u003cbr\u003e\nPlace each of the mounting hooks 1 inch (2.5 cm) from frame corners when hanging horizontally.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years","brand":"The Monster Menu","offers":[{"title":"11″×14″","offer_id":53840383476039,"sku":"5125847_14293","price":54.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"12″×16″","offer_id":53840383508807,"sku":"5125847_10751","price":59.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″×20″","offer_id":53840383574343,"sku":"5125847_10753","price":69.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/3474\/5671\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-framed-poster-_in_-black-16x20-front-69f8a2065f28e.jpg?v=1777902417","url":"https:\/\/themonstermenu.com\/products\/prehistoric-prophet-framed-poster","provider":"The Monster Menu","version":"1.0","type":"link"}